Shit Movie of the Day – Glitter

I would have rather watched a group of bad karaoke singers do renditions of Mariah Carey songs for 8 hours instead of watching this movie.  Wow, bad acting, bad, story, bad everything.  I took a shit on The Hottie and The Nottie for being nothing more than a reason to remind everyone that Hilton is a “hottie” and this is a movie to remind everyone that Mariah Carey is a singer and had to struggle or something.

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Movie of the Day – Repo! The Genetic Opera

No you are not having a case of deja vu.  There happens to be two movies with the same premise.  This murder musical from 2008 and then the 2010 Repo Men movie which is exactly the same fucking premise only without the catchy musical tunes and comical murder scenes.  So with that cleared up, time for a little musical accompaniment to go along with my 17th horror movie post.

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Movie of the Day – Karaoke Terror

This is nothing like your drunk nights out at the dive bar, belting out the greatest hit of Journey’s life and waiting for the applause of the regulars.  Sure, we have all done it and it is rewarding in some ways to just do what you normally do in the car on your way home from work in front of a crowd of like minded people, but sometimes if you steal the show, be prepared to be vilified by those who make it their life’s mission to sing Boston better than anyone else.  Now I am not saying that singing the same song as another person in a more, showy fashion warrants a stab in heart, but you got to admit that you are at war when you pick up that mic.  I guess leave it to Japanese cinema to take a seemingly fun time and throw in some guns, grenades, roving gangs of middle aged housewife karaoke singers and explosions.  Actually, where the hell is that karaoke bar at?

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