Movie of the Day – We Need To Talk About Kevin

We Need To Talk About Kevin tells the story of a mother coming to terms with a school massacre that her son committed.  The film stars Tilda Swinton as Eva, a successful world traveler and chronicler who is saddled with motherhood and her ambivalence towards it all.  John C. Reilly stars as Franklin, the father who always has hopes that the family dynamic will work when taking Eva out of her comfort zone.  Ezra Miller plays the older Kevin, who shows signs of hostility at a very early age towards Eva and is responsible for the massacre at the school.  The movie plays out in a non-linear fashion with cuts to post-massacre Eva dealing with the consequences of Kevin’s action and cuts back to the birth of Kevin and his development from an early age.  We are slowly given pieces of the puzzle that makes up the issue of the movie.  The whole debate about the “nature vs nurture” issue in which we try and place blame on the actions of a young child.

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Movie of the Day – Doctor Butcher M.D.

I am certain that visiting this M.D. is not going to be covered by my insurance.  I think being use in an experiment to prolong my lifespan would be considered more cosmetic surgery than anything else, which is a shame cause Doctor Butcher does have some convincing evidence that would lead me to believe that one could live a hundred years longer than intended.  Plus his bedside manner seems rough at first, but that is just apprehension from patients being used for illegal experiments, you’ll get over it once you go under the knife.

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Movie of the Day – The ABCs of Death

Fucking.  Hell.

I will tell you right now, this isn’t for people who are easily offended by gallons of blood and some of the most insane depravity ever put on screen.  I will even go as far to say that this Red Band Trailer is by far and away tamer than the Extreme trailer for this movie that is currently playing at our local Alamo Drafthouse as a part of our Late Night shows.  This was just a marathon event of twisted vignettes of horror folks, the Ironman Triathlon of gore and horror.

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Movie of the Day – Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitter’s Dead

Some people will probably have more of an affinity for The Adventure’s In Babysitting, but I much prefer the 1991 classic, yes classic, Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitter’s Dead in terms of teens playing out this fantasy of having no supervision and getting into all sorts of shit that only 90s kids could do.  Yes, the entire premise of the movie was that the evil old would keel over and die so that the kids could be free to stay out late, the teenagers could fornicate, and whatever.  Honestly I just remember that the end of the movie was some sort of fashion show and then the mom showed up.  Also Christina Applegate was looking hella fine.

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Movie of the Day – Contagion

Well, I think this movie perfectly sums up how I feel currently.  I am in the midst of battling illness, one that is definitely winning as I came home work and pretty much it all hit me like a sack of bricks.  I was fine Saturday, I was ok this morning, but something about coming really lets your defenses down and the cold to take over.  I assure you, I don’t need Matt Damon to come and help me out, but it would be cool to hang out with him for the day.   Just saying if that ever happens it would be cool.

So, what a perfect movie to instill fear in the populace with the threat of a global pandemic of sinus infections, coughing and chest congestion.  CONTAGION!

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Movie of the Day – Sleepaway Camp

The only reason I am posting about this movie today is because the ending to Sleepaway Camp is just frightening.  Also because this movie just so happens to be sort of, in a roundabout way, the inspiration to Wet Hot American Summer.  That has to count for something in my book since that movie is fucking awesome.  I digress, Sleepaway Camp for me will only be remembered for being terribly bad, but that ending, my god that ending.

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Movie of the Day – Slugs

You know what, if you are dumb enough to get attacked and killed by slugs, then good riddance.  That is what we call “survival of the fittest” and Darwin has chosen you to be culled from society.  Slugs, I will at least give some applause for the fact that the filmmakers adapted the novel “slugs” into a rollicking monster movie where the aforementioned slugs slowly but surely kills with ridiculous efficiency.  I mean slugs as a killer creature is no more idiotic as rabbits being killers in Night of the Lepus.  While dumb in premise, the movie is fucking awesome!

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Movie Review – Least Among Saints

Well, my first official review for LostinReviews.com has been posted and I am excited to be amongst some great local writers and critics.  Since I am the low man on the totem pole, I have to trudge through movies that most will pass on.  But in my love of movies and pursuit to consume as much as possible, I gladly take on the challenge.  So my first review, of hopefully many more to come, is posted and ready to be read.  Here is a small excerpt from the review and hit the link to head on over for the full review of Least Among Saints.

It takes the accidental death of a dog in order to reach a moment of clarity for a broken down war veteran in Least Among Saints.  It was at that moment that I checked out of the movie, a seemingly cheap plot device in order to spur along the closure that is needed for this movie to feel complete and whole.  The story of the film, which is directed, written, and stars Martin Papazian, is not a new concept.  The idea of a broken individual finding redemption through tragedy and the help he gives to a boy who shares a similar life experience.  The man/child relationship and bonding theme is done in other movies like I Am Sam, Big Daddy or The Boys Are Back, this attempt by Papazian is melodramatic and a bit too brooding for its own good.

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Movie of the Day – Saw

Hello.  I would like to play a game?  The game, how many sequels will we be able to milk from one movie, therefore diluting any impact the movie has over time?  If you guess incorrectly, the penalty is having to sit through my sequels.  If you guess correctly, well, you still have to endure my sequels.  Good luck.

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Movie of the Day – Death Bed: The Bed That Eats

I have nothing to say about this.  For me it seems like this would be a horror movie that would exist today, but it was made in 1977. It’s about a bed, that just happens to eat people.  That is the premise.  Why people are choosing to sleep on a bed that eats people, I will never know.  It could be that this bed is made from the feathers of angels and ingenious Swedish comfort foam, but it eats people.  I….yeah.

I will let Patton Oswalt explain the insanity of making a horror movie like this.  I truly have nothing of value to say other than go watch this movie.  NOW!

Happy Sunday Everyone!

 

 

 

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