January 13, 2013 2 Comments
Today’s Movie of the Day is for the ladies…and guys as well. That’s right, get them dolla bills ready folks, it’s my boy C-Tates and No Shirt McConaughey. MAKE IT RAIN!
But there are some rules…take it away!
One movie a day until the reel change happens.
July 1, 2012 2 Comments
Well, I would have gotten this out earlier, but I don’t have a funny or valid excuse as to why that happened. Just know that the only movie in July that will ever matter is The Dark Knight Rises. Now there are other movies out there, which I will cover, but if you aren’t excited for the latest Batman flick, I don’t even want to talk to you. So below is my list of must see, must avoid and toss ups. Enjoy!
June 21, 2012 Leave a comment
Since this is coming out on Blu-Ray on Tuesday, I got to talk about this movie. I mean, I lament the fact that Hollywood continuously scarps the bottom of the barrel and will pretty much remake every fucking television show in existence into a movie, but once in a blue moon, they do yield a nugget of gold amongst all the shit that gets made. 21 Jump Street was by far and away, one of the funnier comedies to come out in 2012. It took the ridiculous premise of the show in which it is based on and made it even more ridiculous by reveling in the absurdity of grown men infiltrating a high school to bust up a sophisticated drug ring. Even typing that sentence was absurd, but damned if this movie isn’t side splitting hilarious and well acted by C-Tates (Channing Tatum) and Jonah Hill.
May 22, 2012 Leave a comment
As May is starting wind up and the heavy hitter films of Battleship, Men in Black 3 and some other non-eessential viewing opening blockbusters, what you should get excited for is the upcoming month of June and the assortment of films that hit about every demographic possible. We are looking at films aimed at tweens, goth kids, ninja fans, apocalyptic genre fans, even fans of male stripping. As usual, there is a whole slew of films that I wish I could see but will have to keep the list of films to those that I definitely will make an effort to see and those that I will steer clear of because I don’t hate myself. I will say that I will gladly see the films I don’t want to shell out money for if I can get some press passes so I can rip on them for the hell of it. It’s a tough hobby/job but I do it for you, my readers. So start saving your allowance and break open the piggy bank, June is going to be a hell of a month.
Also I do realize that there are a lot of other films that are out on VOD or limited release, so I tried to catch the June releases that were interesting and major, along with ones that are just horrific.
April 30, 2012 Leave a comment
I realize that I don’t post a lot of movies that are aimed at female demographic of my site. I apologize for that egregious lack of female centric films and I plan to make it up to you with one movie preview and one movie preview only. Well actually I plan to make it up to you all with the one post that will totally redeem myself cause this will be the movie of the year. It has it all mind; dancing, male strippers, bump n’ grind, Channing Tatum, Matthew McConaughey, Alex Pettyfer, based on real events and directed by Steven Soderbergh. This piece of cinematic orgasm is called…
March 22, 2012 1 Comment
I will admit that I never really watched the television show, 21 Jump Street. I was far too young for the edginess that was the late 80s and the procedural nature of two undercover officers posing as teens in high school and busting up the cheer club or whatever. I was around the age of 3 at the time so I couldn’t comprehend much at the time, but through my pursuit of pop culture knowledge, I came to learn that the show was a serious undercover format and that High School is apparently dangerous as Compton. So while this show has faded into the pop culture lexicon, thank the idealess Hollywood Execs and their penchant for making the old new again for bringing back this crime drama and turning into something that we can all handle, a buddy cop comedy.