Movie of the Day – Jack Frost
January 18, 2013 3 Comments
Michael Keaton really needs more work like Jack Frost, I mean who doesn’t want to have the deceased spirit of their father in habit the soulless body of a snowman that will eventually melt in about 2 months once spring rolls around. I will say I have always had an affinity for the Rankin Bass classics and seeing this come to life is something truly magical. Let’s hit the jump and see what makes this a wonderful movie.
Michael Keaton stars in this special-effects-heavy Christmas film about a boy who discovers, after his father dies in a car accident, that his dad is still alive in the form of a snowman.
Bwahaha I am just fucking with you, this movie was utter crap with the biggest bow of sappy sentimental cliches. The Jack Frost I am talking about is this beauty that came out a year before the 1998 Jack Frost, which is called Jack Frost.
Now that is what I am talking about, a killer snowman that seemingly has the unlimited powers of snow and water and ice to kill those unsuspecting people who think that bullets can kill something made of water. Geez, at least the kid in the family friendly Jack Frost had the foresight to get a hairdryer to threaten a snowman.
This movie is just insane when it comes to the kills. I mean Jack Frost icicles people to death, stabs them with a carrot, uses christmas ornaments to kill people and even sexually molests Shannon Elizabeth from American Pie fame. Jack Frost don’t give a shit and frankly this movie is so fucking awesome that it spawned a sequel in which there are killer snowballs. Yeah this shit is amazing.