November to Remember – The Final Frontier
October 31, 2012 12 Comments
Well folks, it is one day away from the point of no return. I have compiled a list of roughly 100 bad movie recommendations and whittled it down to the 30 I will watch and write about it. Mainly I know I will have nothing good to say about these movies since I have taken the time and care to avoid even bothering to watching these movies. So now the criteria.
I realize that there are a ton of just god awful movies out there from the B to Z cinema range, so I had to take the time in reviewing and watching only those that others can find easily. So I had to be able to watch the movies either through Netflix, Youtube, or other available video mediums. I had to tarnish my Netflix queue to get some of these movies, so you are all welcome. I picked relatively well known movies, so sorry to those that submitted Z grade movies that are only found on VHS or movies that are obscure only to you. Specifically sorry Misty since I can’t review Ant Farm Dickhole or that bikini car wash thing, although it totally sounds like my sort of movie.
Next I eliminated movies that are a part of franchise. I realize that it would be too easy to just have all the shitty “Blank” Movies that Seltzer and Frieberg put out like Saw movies or even every one of the Twilight movies. Besides, why waste the time reviewing those 5 movies or whatever when I will say the same thing. I chose to go with a few of them and be done with it.
I will try my best to watch them all the way through, but god forbid that I shut it off and walk away from the screen. I will give an honest review and not be harsh and snarky just because I can, although I probably will. I will live tweet about 5 of them, pending I have the time to do so. So if there is one that people want to live tweet with me, please let me know in the comments.
So enough with the teasing, time for the list. Thanks to everyone who submitted a movie and following me on this terrible, Hindenburg like journey. These will be in no particular order and the ones I will live tweet will be said the day before on Twitter.
- The Last Airbender
- Battlefield Earth
- The Love Guru
- Skyline
- Gigli
- Catwoman
- Bucky Larson: Born to be a Star
- The Happening
- Batman and Robin
- The Spirit
- Tiptoes
- Speed 2: Cruise Control
- White Chicks
- Sex and the City 2
- Swept Away
- Jack & Jill
- Barb Wire
- The Hottie and the Nottie
- Norbit
- Showgirls
- House of the Dead
- Disaster Movie
- Little Nicky
- Kangaroo Jack
- Twilight
- Twilight Breaking Dawn
- Glitter
- Epic Movie
- Big Mommas Like Father Like Son
- From Justin to Kelly
So Say We All.


What an awfully good idea. I mean.. I would have to be drunk to see these movies.
I will be perfectly honest, I will probably be drinking during my time watching these movies. Also that should make what I write slightly better. The live Twittering rants will be fun.
I’ve actually seen The Hottie and the Nottie because an Estonian actor was in it but even drunk I would never ever ever ever would have watched it otherwise. Prrr. Just the thought makes me shiver. I fast forwarded a lot of that movie as well.
Well I am going to sit through these movies like the re-education scene in A Clockwork Orange. I subject myself to this for the people that blindly follow my blog cause they have nothing better to do.
Haha. For that… following to see how you’ll do.
Awesome! I will make the Estonian readership, which is just you currently, proud. Or shamed, not sure how this shit movie watching is going to go.
There is so much bad on that list… Good luck sir.
Well, I am two days into it and yeah, I am regretting this decision
I don’t know if I should be proud or ashamed that the only movie I have seen from that list is Speed 2.
Take comfort sir, take comfort in the notion that you haven’t seen these horrible movies.
“Specifically sorry Misty since I can’t review Ant Farm Dickhole or that bikini car wash thing, although it totally sounds like my sort of movie.” ~Lol, tis okay. I know I’m reading these backwards but I’m catching up on like 150 blog posts I missed!
No worries, you were without the wonderful internet for a while. Totally understandable