November to Remember Update
October 22, 2012 12 Comments
Alright, I have been compiling suggestions and starting to schedule (I have to at this point) what I will potentially be watching come November 1st and all the way through the end of November. Below is a list of the potential movies I will shrink to the 30 I will sit through and write about. If there are still some suggestions that you want to throw out there, by all means message me on Twitter @PlotDevices or comment on the post. God Help Us All.
- Burlesque
- Old Dogs
- The Last Airbender
- Battlefield Earth
- Sucker Punch
- Mac & Me
- The Love Guru
- Green Lantern
- Skyline
- Gigli
- I Know Who Killed Me
- Pure Country
- Catwoman
- Twilight
- Twilight: New Moon
- Twilight: Eclipse
- Twilight: Breaking Dawn
- Cool As Ice
- Abduction
- The Adventure of Pluto Nash
- Tiptoes
- Speed 2: Cruise Control
- Godzilla
- Judge Dredd
- Spider-Man 3
- Batman & Robin
- Wild Wild West
- Barb Wire
- Showgirls
- The Reven
- Failure to Launch
- Crossroads
- Steel
- Kazam
- Juno
- Glitter
- The Spirit
- Kangaroo Jack
- Troll 2
- Alone In The Dark
- Jack & Jill
- Carmen: A Hip Hopera
- Soul Plane
- Son of the Mask
- Fantastic Four
- Meet Dave
- Knowing
- Howard The Duck
- From Justin To Kelly
- Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2
- Year One
- Van Helsing
- Superman IV: The Quest For Peace
- Max Payne
- House Of The Dead
- The Pink Panther 2
- Street Fighter
- Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen
- Swept Away
- White Chicks
- Disaster Movie
- The Avengers (not the marvel movie)
- Norbit
- Meet The Spartans
- The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen
- The Happening
- Epic Movie
About Nick
That list is… wow…. haha. Good luck!
Yep, eventually I will distill it down to a solid 30 for November.
Yeah, What Ryan Said.
Sheesh.
Good Luck, Dude!
You’re On The Hook.
No God Can Save You Now!
MMMUWAHAHAHAHA!
-B.
Just pray!
Some of those are just “not as good as they should have been”, but more than half are definitely “fear for your sanity” films. Good luck indeed…
Thank you, it will be a test of my will power that is for sure.
Burlesque – I love this movie!! It has Cher and dancing and singing!!
Sucker Punch – Yeah, good luck with this. After the first 30 minutes, you’ve really seen it all.
I Know Who Killed Me – Actually, not entirely horrible. The premise was good but the direction was really bad. It’s laughable but it could’ve been awesome.
Showgirls – Dude, this is a classic!
Crossroads – Wait, which one?
Juno – Um…this is a good movie….
House Of The Dead – Also not a horrible movie…
The Avengers (not the marvel movie) – The Marvel, Whedon movie SUCKS.
I am very sad. Some of these are questionable but some are actually not half bad. I was expecting Antfarm Dickhole, Bikini Bloodbath Car Wash material here. ;-p
Burlesque – from what I have been told, this movie isn’t even portraying burlesque properly. I mean apparently they don’t strip down to nipple pasties and that is a huge letdown for me.
Sucker Punch – Yeah I caught this in the theaters, but man I was just being assaulted visually and didn’t know what the story was about.
I Know Who Killed Me – I have never seen it, so I am going off of the fact that Lohan is a trainwreck and ruins this movie.
Showgirls – Agreed, but the public is pressing for that one.
Crossroads – The brittany spears version
Juno – like omg swear to blog, I got a bit annoyed by that movie even though i love ellen paige.
House of the Dead – I might have to pull the veto on this since it is a Uwe film and his are generally bad/good movies.
The Avengers – I wanted to do it over the Uma Thurman/Ralph Fiennes version of the british spy comic.
I am going to narrow down the field here in the next few days to the most difficult/bad/unwatchable ones on the list. Plus I like to have a few that I can really poke fun at in a mocking way.
One last thing, Bikini Bloodbath Car Wash isn’t there because I know I will love that movie. I mean it has bikinis in the title!
Burlesque – CHER. Singing and dancing. That’s really all you need to know.
Sucker Punch – The same story assaulted you visually like 5 times over. I so hate this film.
I Know Who Killed Me – Actually she doesn’t suck. The director sucks but she did what she could with what she had.
Showgirls – *giggles*
Crossroads- Haha, good luck with that! I tried to watch it once. It ended well for NO ONE.
Juno – Okay, Valley Girl, as long as you love Ellen Page. ;-p
House of The Dead – My bad, I thought this was the Rob Zombie film, totally mixed them up.
The Avengers – I have no idea what you’re talking about. My Super Girlfriend?
Trust me, bikinis do NOT always = awesomeness. Sad but true.
Burlesque – yeah, but i was still hoping for pasties. sigh.
Sucker Punch – i will have fun ripping on that movie for sure.
I know Who Killed Me – Good to know about the movie beforehand. I will see if it makes the final cut.
Showgirls – *eyes the suspicious giggle*
Crossroads – yeah…that’s gonna be a tough one
Juno – I will watch anything with Ellen Page, which explains me seeing this movie. Hard Candy, that movie was the shit.
House of the Dead – lol, I think you were thinking of House of a 1000 Corpses. But yeah, Uwe films are going to be a goldmine.
The Avengers – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKNmPh_MGOA
Last…bikinis make everything awesome. Don’t crush my dreams!!!!!
Burlesque is totes sexy, at least in this girl’s opinion.
Sucker Punch – such a good premise, such a cute girl, such a bad way of presenting it. As a friend once said, if you enjoy video games, you’ll enjoy this because it’s like watching a friend play a video game for HOURS.
I Know Who Killed Me – Yay!
Showgirls – *double giggles* (Also, seriously, you’ve never seen this??)
Juno – Hard Candy made me fall in love with her.
House of the Dead – Ah, yes, I believe you are correct!
The Avengers – Ah, when Sean was still hot. Yeah, good luck with that.
Bikinis MOSTLY make things awesome but not always. Sorry, honey. ;-p
Burlesque – I respect your opinion, will probably end up reviewing this one for sport.
Sucker Punch – All the girls were cute/sexy and it looked like a great time, it just ended up being convoluted in its plot and I wasn’t sure what the hell is happening. The guy who played Blue was awesome in a hammy sort of way.
I Know Who Killed Me – *thumbs up*
Showgirls – To be honest, I have seen maybe like half of the movie. Only the parts worth seeing I guess.
Juno – true dat about Hard Candy and she was awesome in Super.
House of the Dead – *score one for my movie knowledge*
The Avengers – uh, Connery is timeless in his looks. He was a Bond after all.
Bikinis…I just still like talking about this :p