Movie of the Day – Evil Bong
October 22, 2012 4 Comments
*takes bong hit*
Uh….so…this um movie….it’s like….woooooah!
A group of stoners inhale more than they bargained for when they smoke from an evil bong in this campy comedy. The guys buy a vintage bong named EeBee from an ad in &NFi;High Times&NFi_; magazine, but they have no idea the possessed pipe will gradually suck them into a horrifying surreal world. As they fight for their lives, EeBee’s former owner (none other than Tommy Chong) — the only one who understands the power of the bong — tries to rescue them.
So like, what the thing above this sentence says…it’s like a movie about some bong…and it’s not just any bong bro, but this bong is like possessed or something. Evil, that’s what the bongs like. And it just harshes everyone’s buzz and we just *bong rip* want to like eat cheetos and watch the stars and stuff. Have you ever…………just stopped and looked….at the stars? It’s far out man.
Sorry I got…where were we…oh yeah so this book is like filled with spells or something….and this one guys like calls upon the dead….which attacks the house…or is it a cabin….I don’t know man it was freaky. Then his hand is like possessed and he is all like “dude!” and then he chops off the hand cause it tries to do the evil biding of the bong….err book…no wait bong. Shit just gets weird *bong hit*
Yeah, Evil Dead, fucking far out movie man.